Humour Quote by Ilona Andrews

“I’m not going to lie, I was eating my second dinner. If I weren’t so tall and my feet free of hair, I would…

— Penny Reid

“I want my breakfast.”

— Megan Whalen Turner

“I suppose hobbits need some descriptions nowadays, since they have become rare and shy of the Big people, as they call us.”

— J.R.R. Tolkien

“... I asked you for Hobbits on a grail quest, and not one Hobbit have I seen!”

— Diana Wynne Jones

“And what more can hobbits do? They can be comic, but their comedy is suburban unless it is set against things more elemental.”

— J.R.R. Tolkien

“You have had some very strange adventures, I hear,’ said Glóin. ‘I wonder greatly what brings four hobbits on so long a journey.”

— J.R.R. Tolkien

“Well, I’ve made up my mind, anyway. I want to see mountains again, Gandalf – mountains; and then find somewhere where I can rest.”

— J.R.R. Tolkien

“Sometimes I just can't face going through with breakfast.”

— John Berendt

“Even though the whole world had slid of its axis. Breakfast was breakfast. How dare it be?”

— Neal Shusterman

“Ask me nothings as yet. When we have breakfast, then I answer all questions.”

— Bram Stoker

“All I did was ask you for a role-playing game. You never warned me I’d be pitched into it for real! And I asked…

— Diana Wynne Jones

“There are no folk like hobbits after all for a real good talk.”

— J.R.R. Tolkien