Drink Quote by Henny Youngman Download Open image “Why don't Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering.” — Henny Youngman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Drink Judaism Suffering
Among Jews, there is an absence of drunkenness, always a fruitful source of domestic strife and misconduct. — Hermann Adler Copy Share Image
Its not what they drink, its why they drink it. Its about what it represents to them. — Author Name Copy Share Image
To drink is to warm the heart; without dispelling reason, it gives reason to life. — Jose Maria Peman Copy Share Image
It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people. — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
there is this malign curse laid on dipsomaniacs. That they must absolutely have a drink: in order to feel strong enough to stop drinking. — Caitlin Thomas Copy Share Image
Jews are told that they should spend their lives helping others and when they make a lot of money it really bothers them. So,… — Jackie Mason Copy Share Image
All Jews, however, in proportion as they are one with the leaders and rulers of their race, will oppose the influence of the supernatural… — Denis Fahey Copy Share Image
You don't drink to drown your sorrows, you drink to give them mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
I believe Jews are compassionate people because of what we've suffered. We must not put that suffering onto others. — Miriam Margolyes Copy Share Image
The ravages of drink are greater than those of war pestilence and famine combined. — William E. Gladstone Copy Share Image
A Jew must be sensitive to the pain of all human beings. A Jew cannot remain indifferent to human suffering... The mission of the… — Elie Wiesel Copy Share Image
A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!" — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I'll never forget my first words in the theatre. "Peanuts. Popcorn." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick". — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married? Anything I… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Before Noah, men having only water to drink, could not find the truth. Accordingly...they became abominably wicked, and they were justly exterminated by the… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
I would drink gallons of coffee a day. Even now, off caffeine, I talk faster than anyone you've ever met. I finally recognized that… — Nathan Englander Copy Share Image
I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
I still get nervous about singing. I drink tea with honey and lemon before every concert. And I need to have scented candles in… — Mary J. Blige Copy Share Image
I've never even been into those supplements or any of that. I don't even drink energy shakes. I'm not into that kind of stuff.… — Paul Pierce Copy Share Image
I get pretty focused when I start working on something. And I drink a lot of water, way more than most people. — Nick Woodman Copy Share Image
Like the water of a deep stream, love is always too much. We did not make it. Though we drink till we burst, we… — Wendell Berry Copy Share Image
I spend a lot of time loathing the sentences that I put down on the page. Once I'm past that phase, it doesn't really… — Kelly Link Copy Share Image
Every wife ought to answer for her man. If the husband be engaged in a seditious club, or drinks mysterious healths, or be frugal… — Joseph Addison Copy Share Image
