Quote by Henny Youngman Download Open image ““Dancing on pointe...Why don't they just get taller girls?”” — Henny Youngman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
You go to the ballet and you see girls dancing on their tiptoes. Why don't they just get taller girls? — Greg Ray Copy Share Image
“Why, for mercy's sake, did boys try to dance who didn't know the first thing about dancing; and who had feet as big as… — L.M. Montgomery Copy Share Image
“Dancing? Not only do I have two left feet, but they’re different sizes. And I don’t put them in shoes—I store them in glass… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“If your feet are firmly planted on the ground you'll never be able to dance.” — Iris Johansen Copy Share Image
“I’m a big girl. I can make my own decisions about my dance partners.” He raised his arms in defense. “All I’m saying is… — Ada Adams Copy Share Image
“I think you are seriously overestimating my dancing abilities. My kind of dancing usually ends up on the Internet, where people watch it so… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“I don’t want to step on anybody’s toes, particularly not mine. Especially not when I am dancing alone.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“You can't be afraid of stepping on toes if you want to go dancing.” — Lewis Freedman Copy Share Image
A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!" — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I'll never forget my first words in the theatre. "Peanuts. Popcorn." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick". — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married? Anything I… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
