Measuring Quote by Erma Bombeck

“And did you know that liquid measurements aren’t the same as dry measurements? Fucking ridiculous, right? If you try to measure out 1 cup…

— Thug Kitchen

But in philosophy, sometimes the baby ought to go out with the bath water.

— Anonymous

“Water sluices away soap and grime, even some of the shame comes with it. If she were to scrub for a thousand years she…

— Paolo Bacigalupi

If a mute kid swears, should his mother wash his hands with soap?

— Steven Wright

She's sensitive, too. Takes to hurt the way water takes to paper.

— Junot Diaz

My momma was raised in the era when clean water was only served to the fairer skin.

— Kanye West

“Here’s something about Mom: she’s bad with annoyances, but great in a crisis. If a waiter doesn’t refill her water after she’s asked three…

— Maria Semple

If you're at the sink washing the cup, wash the cup. Don't worry about everything else. ... We forget to appreciate the simplest moments…

— Julia Roberts

On her baby: He's 16 months old and he eats soap and paper. What's going on with kids?

— Celine Dion

I think my mother-in-law is trying to tell me something. She is giving me baby clothes and baby food...Not happening.

— Anonymous

My mom is at my house every day, and she nags me about everything, especially hygiene.

— Shia LaBeouf

“You need to know all this stuff, of course, because some of these new moms will lose their impacted shit on you if they…

— Samantha Irby