Coincidence Quote by Erma Bombeck

The funny thing about Thanksgiving ,or any big meal, is that you spend 12 hours shopping for it then go home and cook,chop,braise and…

— Ted Allen

You can get bogged down in a recipe that's got a lot of steps and a million ingredients, and it takes all day to…

— Ina Garten

Is it normal to make a minute-to-minute schedule for the timing of thanksgiving? I'm asking for a friend.

— Casey Wilson

Thanksgiving is a typically American holiday...The lavish meal is a symbol of the fact that abundant consumption is the result and reward of production.

— Ayn Rand

On Thanksgiving Day, all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment - halftime.

— Anonymous

They all call it a turkey dinner but we all know we all eating around noon.

— Merle Anthony Rowland

Thanksgiving is the most complicated meal you can think of. Every night, dinner is just pasta. It's just different shapes of pasta.

— Jim Gaffigan

The Thanksgiving tradition is, we gorge. Hey, what about at Thanksgiving we simply consume a considerable measure? However we do that consistently! Goodness. Imagine…

— Jim Gaffigan

“We celebrate together, and that makes sense. And we don’t just gather, we eat. This wasn’t always so. The federal government first thought to…

— Jonathan Safran Foer

Now the Thanksgiving meal is just so unnecessarily difficult. I mean even mashed potatoes - it's like the most difficult kind of, you know,…

— Jim Gaffigan

Thanksgiving dinner is not an all-you-can-eat buffet. Fill your plate half with vegetables, one quarter with a lean meat and the rest with a…

— Joshua Rosenthal

People tend to stay at home and eat a home-cooked meal. There are three days that are really slow for restaurants - Thanksgiving, Christmas…

— Alan K. Simpson