Humorous Quote by Elementary

“A customer came in, the only one in the last couple of hours. The man had the shakes and was looking around like he’d…

— Joe Ide

“I arrested some bad doers when I was on the cops, some very bad doers – one was a mother who killed her three-year-old…

— Stephen King

“The mailman delivered mail in the rain The cashier got yelled at on her birthday The doctor watched a person die The heroes we…

— Lidia Longorio

“through no fault of his own was a victim of an economy in the toilet. Joe used to make six figures a year in…

— Janet Evanovich

“Once upon a time there was a little girl, and she told a lie to her friend’s brother so that her friend’s brother drove…

— Holly Black

“Shelly doesn’t have a cell phone?” Roscoe crossed his arms.“How does she survive?” “Air, food, and shelter, I suspect.” Billy sent our youngest brother a dry look,…

— Penny Reid

“Steven sits back in the booth, crosses his arms. “My wife was cremated.” “Your wife…?” “She died when Maddy was two weeks old.” “Oh,…

— Elizabeth Berg

“The afternoon my parents died, I was out shoplifting with Irene Klauson.”

— Emily M. Danforth

“Jimmy looked at me and said, “I think you should stay in Chicago for a while.” And what a town that turned out to…

— Charles Brandt