Cork Quote by Dick Gregory

Perhaps our Irish friends should not so completely turn their backs on their historical dishes, no matter how many jokes they might have to…

— Nick Clooney

That's the Irish all over -- they treat a joke as a serious thing and a serious thing as a joke.

— Sean O'Casey

“What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch?”

— W. C. Fields

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?

— W. Clement Stone

“When you're corked...you're corked!”

— Cheryl Nielsen

A tender young cork, however, would have had no more chance against a pair of corkscrews, or a tender young tooth against a pair…

— Charles Dickens

Not that I don't think irreverent humor and someone being filthy is funny, I just do what I do. Any comedian would admit throwing…

— Jim Gaffigan

I presume that each country will have a different response to each joke. But mostly what I've seen is that everyone has the same…

— John Michael McDonagh

“I was worried about littering, but Larry said it was okay 'cause corks come from trees and are natural and stuff. Only he used…

— J.L. Merrow

“He said you have to be on the side of the losers, the people with bad lungs. You have to be with those who…

— Hugo Hamilton

When I worked at The Independent newspaper, I had colleagues who would laugh and say that whenever they picked up the phone to my…

— Maggie O'Farrell

If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?

— Steven Wright