Hard Quote by Denis Norden Download Open image “Then after that came word processors and it's hard to make those laugh.” — Denis Norden ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Hard Laughing Laughter
“To this day I have a profound mistrust of the word processor. I have to type it or write it first, screen it and… — Shane Black Copy Share Image
I hate the new word processors that want to tell you, as you're typing, that you made a mistake. I have to turn off all that crap. It's like, shut up - I'm thinking now. I will worry about that sort of error later. I'm a human being. I can still read this, even though it's wrong. You stupid machine,… — Ellen Ullman Copy Share
It's hard to program a computer to make jokes. The brain needs to do something here; the brain needs to come up with something… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
The word processor is a better tool than a quill pen because you can do so much more with it, but on the other… — Walter Murch Copy Share Image
My big dream back then was to buy an IBM Selectric. I still have that dream. I really ought to buy a word-processor. Half… — Gary Reilly Copy Share Image
I get giddy with the idea of stringing words together that make people laugh. — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
“An invented script will have invented ligatures. When that happens, most word processors are just done. They can’t even. Just no. It’s as if… — David J. Peterson Copy Share Image
The last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor', I replied, 'They used to say the same… — Roy Blount, Jr Copy Share Image
There's an unseen force which lets birds know when you've just washed your car. — Denis Norden Copy Share Image
We saw more of each other than we did of our wives. We wrote everything together. But how long can you go on doing… — Denis Norden Copy Share Image
And when you're on your own there is that terrifying possibility that you may be the only person on the planet who thinks it's… — Denis Norden Copy Share Image
I used to like writing for comedians - I enjoyed the challenge of making other people funny. — Denis Norden Copy Share Image
I have better peripheral vision in my left. It is quite hard to remain optimistic, but I have found the Macular Society, of whom… — Denis Norden Copy Share Image
You know you're getting old when a four-letter word for something pleasurable two people can do in bed together is R-E-A-D. — Denis Norden Copy Share Image
If all the world is a stage, and all the men and women merely players, where do all the audiences come from? — Denis Norden Copy Share Image
And if you can offer an explanation as to why it doesn't work then you've got to the whole root of comedy. — Denis Norden Copy Share Image
I recognise the pure gold that runs in Andy Hamilton and Guy Jenkin's work for 'Outnumbered' on TV. And on radio, I really enjoy… — Denis Norden Copy Share Image
You'd be surprised how hard it can often be to translate an action into an idea. — Karl Kraus Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
I think you can get, as a player, stuck in the mindset of trying too hard to prove yourself. — Trinity Rodman Copy Share Image
America is a democracy and has no Hitler, but I am afraid for her future; there are hard times ahead for the American people,… — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
One of the worst things to come out of the Consumer Protection Board's misleading claims is the impression that government resources are to hard… — Matthew Lesko Copy Share Image
In our society we have hard nerds and soft nerds. The hard nerds are the ones who used to have the slide rules at… — Alan Kay Copy Share Image
I think the next 50 years are going to present the human race with challenges that so far exceed the limitations of geopolitical boundaries or nationalist identity. We're going to be up against challenges that we can barely fathom at this point. So how we embrace them and deal with them will define a great many things about where we… — Zachary Quinto Copy Share
Don't be afraid of hard work. Nothing worthwhile comes easily. Don't let others discourage you or tell you that you can't do it. In… — Gertrude B. Elion Copy Share Image
High school, going into my junior year, I kind of had the idea I was going to be the starting running back. I was a little smaller, so I decided to gain weight and try to get faster. I wasn't a fan of the weight room. I thought just the God-given talent would take you where you needed to go.… — Saquon Barkley Copy Share
It's very easy to fool yourself that you're working, you know, when you're really not working very hard. I mean, I'm very lazy. So… — Robert Caro Copy Share Image
If I had to speak in front of a Korean audience, I would be hard pressed to sound other than a little girl. — An Na Copy Share Image
It took me 20 years of hard training to get the physique I have today. what you need is what i had - BELIEF… — Branch Warren Copy Share Image
