Bed Quote by Denis Norden

You know you're getting old when a four-letter word for something pleasurable to do in bed is r-e-a-d.

— Denis Norden

Sexual intercourse... a joyous, joyous, joyous, joyous impaling of woman on man's sensual mast.

— Anais Nin

I'm suggesting we call sex something else, and it should include everything from kissing to sitting close together

— Shere Hite

Sexual pleasure is, I agree, a passion to which all others are subordinate but in which they all unite.

— Marquis de Sade

Sexual touch is the dessert of married life!

— Laura M. Brotherson

Sex ought to be a wholly satisfying link between two affectionate people from which they emerge unanxious, rewarded, and ready for more.

— Alex Comfort

MAKING LOVE: Man: Call it what you want just as long as we end up in bed. Woman: The greatest expression of intimacy a…

— Nikhil Saluja

Every time I hear that word, I cringe. Fun! I think it's disgusting; it's just running around. It's not my idea of pleasure.

— Vivienne Westwood

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— Amit

Sex is a conversation carried out by other means. If you get on well out of bed, half the problems of bed are solved.

— Peter Ustinov

“Intercourse is the organic expression of two psyches, not a mechanical plugging in.”

— Michael Novak

I don't think I'm good in bed. My husband never said anything, but after we made love he'd take a piece of chalk and…

— Joan Rivers