Boxes Quote by Denis Leary

What am I drinking? NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable.

— Mitch Hedberg

NyQuil: The stuffy, sneezy, why-the-hell-is-the-room-spinning medicine.

— Anonymous

I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness.

— Jay London

“May cause drowsiness.' - the most beautiful words in the English language. Once it was 'do you have a t-shirt I can borrow?' Now…

— David Nicholls

“The irony of taking Anti Depressants: you take them to feel good but they also make you feel bad or worse because you worry…

— Mico Monsalve

Drug use makes you snappy, and you get very bad-tempered and have terrible hangovers.

— Mick Jagger

“If you don't feel drowsy after lunch and don't yawn in the office, you're not a perfect employee!”

— Himmilicious

I have mood poisoning. Must be something I hate.

— Marilyn Manson

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends.

— Kin Hubbard

“Benadryl makes me extremely foggy and sleepy, it always has.”

— David Foster Wallace

Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children.

— Phyllis Diller

I take Wellbutrin because I'm afraid to go into stores. I'm afraid people are going to yell at me.

— Christina Ricci