Garrett Quote by Darynda Jones
““They walked to the doors, and she unlocked them. Before she could say anything, I began the show. "Garrett! Oh, my God!" I rushed forward and threw my arms around him. "What happened? Who did this?" "I was mugged." "Do we say mugged in Albuquerque?" He glared at me. "I'm so sorry. I'll take you to the hospital." Disappointment lined the guard's face. But it quickly transformed into confusion. "Wait, I thought you said your name was Reyes. Reyes Farrow." After I gaped at him for an eternity, an eternity in which he struggled to conceal [a] mischievous grin, I turned back to her. "It is. It's Reyes Garrett Farrow. Not Reyes Alexander Farrow." I snorted and waved a dismissive hand. "That's another guy altogether." She wrinkled her forehead in suspicion. "Gotta go," I said, hurrying him along. "Have to get this man to a hospital for multiple stab wounds." "He was stabbed?" she asked with a concerned gasp. "Not yet, but the night is young.””
About This Quote
Source Short story: Unspecified, likely a contemporary urban fantasy piece
A chaotic encounter reveals mistaken identity and urgency, mixing humor with danger as characters navigate a violent incident.
In simple terms: A mistaken identity leads to a tense, humorous rescue scene.
Stay alert and verify details in emergencies.
Themes
Mood
Type
When to use this quote
- emergency response
- law enforcement
- personal safety
- storytelling
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- How does humor affect decision‑making in crises?
- What protocols help avoid identity confusion?
Humor can mask serious stakes, risking miscommunication.