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““You hate birthdays yet pee your pants over presents. There is clearly something wrong with you," Garrett joked.””

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“I don’t give a fuck who can hear us, Garrett said angrily. This one’s for me.”

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“This is what you do to me, Layla. Every second I'm with within a hundred yards of you, I'm rockhard.”

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