So you wanna play with magic?. Boy you should know what your falling for~(: — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“So, tell me about this guy. Did you meet him at work?" "Eww. You know I'm related to everyone in the restaurant.” — Ashleigh Stevens Copy Share Image
People keep telling me that the right person will come along... Honestly I think mine got hit by a truck — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm a pretty happy camper. Look a little more like Paul Newman, maybe. Haha. — John Warnock Copy Share Image
Girls are forever, boys are whatever. when worst comes to worst, my girls come first:) — Im_a_bad_bish Copy Share Image
My friend(Joe):Save me a seat on the bus sweety. Me:Suuuuree. Call me sweety I'll punch you in the face,hun. — Jasmine Laura Copy Share Image
“She picked up a handheld grenade launcher, cradling it like a baby.” — Kimberly Derting Copy Share Image
“I like your mom," Adam said as they watched her walk away. "She's a saint." "Jake," his father called. "And that's the… — Sarah Addison Allen Copy Share Image
Good! Hang in there! It's normal! [Low self-esteem] Often it's a sign of intelligence (but don't let that go to your head… — Patrick Stump Copy Share Image
I tried to write backwards so I could take a picture of it and the word not be backwards in the picture… — Cassandra Crosby Copy Share Image
“Nick couldn't resist teasing Ash. 'So does this make you visibly challenged?' 'No.' Ash said, putting his I.D back into his pocket,… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
And hey, it's okay to laugh at yourself sometimes, I do dumb things all the time (haha). But when it get's too… — Christina Grimmie Copy Share Image
Kids are great in that they keep you on your toes. They're like a puzzle... in a blender, haha. You have to… — Raheem Jarbo Copy Share Image
Black people beating whites when a thug got shot holding a gun by a black officer haha (expletive) cracks me up! Keep… — Steve Clevenger Copy Share Image
Thery're both iron, isn't that funny?" "Funny haha or funny strange?" James handed them back to me "Funny 'occult'" "Ah. Funny strange"… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
“Well done, brother," Nick said. "If only the ton knew that you have such an inflated sense of familial obligation... your reputation… — Sarah MacLean Copy Share Image
When I was in high school, my friends and I would drive out into the country to abandoned houses and structures... haha...… — Keegan Allen Copy Share Image
“Are you feeling any better?" I asked. He nodded. "A lot better. I think it's fine." I looked at his ankle. It… — Mary Simses Copy Share Image
First of all, "no self" doesn't mean there is no self, haha. So the "no problem" is jumped at a little too… — Robert Thurman Copy Share Image
“Well, what's she hooked on?" "I'm not hooked on drugs, Erma." "Dick," Anakin says, surprising both of us. Erma cackles like that's… — Rory Miles Copy Share Image
Jack and Jill went up the hill and did it in the water Jack slipped His condom ripped and they ended up… — Broken Soul Copy Share Image
“Jess gazed at the apples arranged in all their colors: russet, blushing pink, freckled gold. She cast her eyes over heaps of… — Allegra Goodman Copy Share Image
Getting dragged, kicking and screaming out of the ring, begging for mercy from whomever it is that fires me, and never be… — Chris Jericho Copy Share Image
I also think swimmers are pretty fashion conscious and mos aren't always the best accessory to be rocking. Haha. — James Magnussen Copy Share Image
“You hate birthdays yet pee your pants over presents. There is clearly something wrong with you," Garrett joked.” — T.E. Sivec Copy Share Image
“A wooden stake through the heart will kill just about anything. And if it doesn't, run like hell." -Kyrian” — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I make make music in my own time, messing around with beats and riffs I write. Always practicing performing in my room… — Christina Grimmie Copy Share Image