Haha Quote by Mary Simses

“And how does my leg feel after all that so-called treatment? Worse, of course.”

— Tim Collins

“Do you know what it's like," he said, "to feel that you're in the wrong body?" "Well actually..." the Doctor began, wiggling his own…

— Jacqueline Rayner

"Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do?" The doctor says, "Limp!"

— Henny Youngman

“I’m now ‘Doctor’ to the patients and I have to cover my ignorance by waving my arms and looking grave.”

— Howard Florey

“I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.”

— Henny Youngman

“Well, as I said, you look terrible, for one thing. Beat-up terrible. Like someone was using you as a punching bag.” He ran a…

— J.M. Richards

“Has that been your leg all this while?” “What?” He unhooks his foot from around my calf. “I thought it was the chair. Sorry…

— Mackenzi Lee

“I've told you, I don't know!' bellowed the Doctor, angrily. 'I can't have an answer for everything.' Oh, that's a good one, thought Ace.”

— Mark Gatiss

“A. Was I ill? Have I got well? Who was my doctor? Can you tell? Oh, my memory is rotten! B. Only now you're…

— Friedrich Nietzsche

“By the time the doctor came, we had lifted my father’s body to the couch and covered it with a blanket. The doctor was…

— Harold Robbins

“I’m very clever,’ said the Doctor. It was a good line, and he was determined to use it as much as possible.”

— Neil Gaiman

“I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman”

— Henny Youngman