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“Me comí a Donovan con los ojos, con una nueva sensación de afecto en el pecho. —¿Qué pasa? —preguntó con recelo. —¿Odin? ¿Le has puesto nombre a tu moto? Me guiñó el ojo y cogió el rollo de cinta adhesiva. —Me inspiré en una chiflada con un coche llamado Misery.” quote by Darynda Jones — Download Open image

““Me comí a Donovan con los ojos, con una nueva sensación de afecto en el pecho. —¿Qué pasa? —preguntó con recelo. —¿Odin? ¿Le has puesto nombre a tu moto? Me guiñó el ojo y cogió el rollo de cinta adhesiva. —Me inspiré en una chiflada con un coche llamado Misery.””

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