Quote by Darynda Jones Download Open image ““Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself. (T-Shirt)”” — Darynda Jones ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Temptations are like dirty dishes. There are some who leave them alone, scarcely noticing how many have piled up. And there are some who… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
“The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“The trouble with resisting temptation is that you may not get another chance.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I was bleeding… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Oh, my god, I don't know. What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“If ever there was a time to carry a flashlight, it would definitely be at night.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“I reported to work the next morning looking like something the cat dragged in, half eaten yet somehow still alive.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
