Funny-and-random Quote by Darynda Jones Download Open image ““Damn it. Reyes could be such a butthead. Freaking Antichrists.”” — Darynda Jones ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny-and-random
“How does Reyes feel about him?" "He would rip out his spine if I let him." She patted my knee. "I would expect nothing… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“I'm pretty troubled and I'm pretty confused. And I'm afraid, really, really afraid, really afraid. But I think you're the fucking Antichrist.” — Donnie Darko Copy Share Image
Bomb', Reyes said, not bothering to look up. 'One of ours?' Maddox insisted... 'Hardly. I know better than to blow myself up,' Reyes sighed. — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
“Well," I ventured as we left Salazar's office, stepping back into the long hallway. I glanced over at Kanin, Zeke and Jackal, and shrugged.… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
“You don’t ask for much, do you? It may look like we’ve got a whole lot of supplies here, but I’ve got five hungry… — Phillip W. Simpson Copy Share Image
Legion hissed like a startled cat, the noise scraping at Reyes’s skin. “Me no boy. You think me a boy?” Everyone stopped, stared. Even… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
“I have not looked at Carlos since the meeting...Being around him is like walking around with the flu...The need to lie down in a… — Kathleen Maher Copy Share Image
“Seth shrugged. "He's already had his funeral pyre" He glanced towards "I reckon the Devil himself was there to welcome Daniel home. " He… — Grace Willows Copy Share Image
“There is no god, you fools. There are only monsters, and I am the worst of them.” — Laini Taylor Copy Share Image
“One of my roommates, Rafael, he's an expert on monsters. Not that he talks about them. I can just tell. People who have monsters… — Benjamin Alire Sáenz Copy Share Image
He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I was bleeding… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Oh, my god, I don't know. What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“If ever there was a time to carry a flashlight, it would definitely be at night.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“I reported to work the next morning looking like something the cat dragged in, half eaten yet somehow still alive.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“I was shameless in my supermarket-shelf mass-market taste. I loved King, Evanovich, Grisham and Brown. I won't lie; the oficial-looking filing cabinet in the… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Darling Daddy, This is Rose. Very good news. Caddy is going to marry Micheal. In case you have forgotten because you have not been… — Hilary McKay Copy Share Image
“I wasn't exactly sure what "nothing good" meant, but I could imagine in this world of humans, "nothing good" could mean a lot of… — Tamra Torero Copy Share Image
“You keep the title of 'president' even if you served only one term. The same goes for rapists.” — Christy Leigh Stewart Copy Share Image
“By the power of Grayskull. . . I have the power!" Nick "By the power of Grayskull, I'm going to cleave your skull from… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“Thanks for coming," Zach told him. He slapped Jonas on the back. And I felt like I'd fallen into an alternate universe. One where… — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
“He'd have to turn on his high-voltage charm with these people. Should work. They were only used to 12V battery power after all-he'd dazzle… — Josephine Myles Copy Share Image
“If anybody tells says you have to follow his or her #religion or you're going to hell, tell that silly ass to go to… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Do ever respond to a question without asking another question? Does it bother you? No. But it does confirm my hypothesis. What hypothesis? He… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“Dear God, Why don't you ever get inspired by those carmakers who recall defective models? Please be humble, accept that you made and mistake… — EverSkeptic Copy Share Image
