Fitness Quote by Darien Cox

“Late one night, an account man was having sex with his secretary. He was fairly junior, so his inside office didn't have a door,…

— Jane Maas

“A blowjob is the only employment I can get. At least in a bathroom stall.”

— Jarod Kintz

“He was nice. But the waitress spilled a drink in my lap during dinner, and then I noticed he had a piece of spinach…

— Maisey Yates

“Getting a group of rowdy, blue-collar workers together in one room and putting in a tape that shows a guy in a leisure suit…

— Tara Sivec

“With all the money my uncle embezzled over the years, it's no surprise he lives in a gated community. But what is amazing, however,…

— Jarod Kintz

“Carrying the dirty secrets of a corrupt company was a burden I could no longer endure.”

— Steven Magee

“The door to my boss's office is always closed now, and we haven't traded more than two words any day since he found the…

— chuck palahniuk

“When the boys were gone, Adam walked down the path to the police cruiser. He wondered what the neighbors would think, but he really…

— Harlan Coben

“My brother tried to sag his jeans until a stranger in the airport grabbed him by the ears and hitched his pants up to…

— Roxane Gay

“What I really wanted more than anything was to put my boss on the floor and stand on his throat and watch him gag.”

— Scott Carrier

“coworkers. That was”

— Lila Ashe

“No, there was only one reason I was so fucking distracted that even a halfway decent blowjob was doing nothing for me. And that…

— Sloane Kennedy