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“You can easily tell if a person is lying and cheating on you if they say, I love you. I would never lie to you or cheat on you.” quote by Dane Cook — Download Open image

“You can easily tell if a person is lying and cheating on you if they say, I love you. I would never lie to you or cheat on you.”

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