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“The only thing that will stop a bad guy with a pressure cooker bomb is a good guy with a slightly larger pressure cooker bomb.”

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The older I get, the more I look like my favorite shoes.

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Cowboy boots with a suit? You're a rough, tough businessman. Chaps with a bow tie? You're in the rough, tough man business.

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Despite a primitive brain, the octopus possesses an intricate system that helps it decide which tentacle to masturbate with.

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I'm the Forrest Gump of comedy.

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It's gonna be awesome! A suspected pedophile dunks my kids head in a bucket so when she dies she can live in an invisible…

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If I ever go into a coma, one of you has to promise to come by occasionally and tweeze my unibrow.

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I have one phobia, snakes. And by snakes I mean intimacy.

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It's easy to say, let's go in and get the bad guys. But you have a divided country of Sunnis and Shias. The United…

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“Here you can shoot the bad guys,' a mercenary says in Baghdad. 'In America we give them corporate bonuses.”

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To us, being the bad guys is cool, because we always root for the bad guys in the movies.

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In order to have your best good guy, you have to be that bad guy.

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After I did 'Brooklyn,' I did about five or six violent films in one way or another, and not always with me being the…

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“We fall into the fallacy of believing we can litigate the complicated story before us into a black-and-white binary of good guys and bad…

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“If there was a bad guy we could appeal to the people because, like it or not, we, the huddled masses, want our public…

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