Humor Quote by Davis Bunn

“Where did you learn to use a gas cooker?” Sam asked.... “And couldn’t you just, you know, use magic or something?” He wriggled his…

— Phillip W. Simpson

“You’re cooking?” “I think the right word here would be ‘trying’,” Tate mumbled… “Would this have anything to do with whoever that is barfing…

— Katherine Allred

“You need to go sit on the pot.”

— Tim Hawkins

“if Pedro is talking?” Ruiz didn’t say anything. “They might be tracking his cell. The hitter”

— Tyler Dilts

“I know this doesn't make sense, but if we ever did this before, exactly this, with you sitting over there and me here, in…

— Peter Straub

“Don’t do that? This is your sage advice?” “Yeah.” He burped and blew it out the side of his mouth. “Sorry, the burritos we…

— Mary Calmes

“You a good cook, Vegas?” I gripped the back of his neck. “You better believe it. You won’t know whether you want me to…

— Nina Levine

“I sat down to think. I didn’t want to drink my coffee, but I paid for it, so I thought I might as well…

— Jarod Kintz

“She found Diana’s room. Diana was sitting in her bed using a remote control to idly flip through the channels on the wall-mounted TV.…

— Michael Grant

“And the rest of the story?" he asked, trying to force a smile. "Is that like everything else in POT, on a need-to-know basis?"…

— Jo Nesbo

“Much of the time he lay part-dressed on his bed, sipping gin, and thinking, and thinking, - though what it was, of which he…

— Joyce Carol Oates

“PLEASE ENLIGHTEN ME. WHAT IS SO IMPORTANT ABOUT HAVING A POT TO PISS IN?”

— Terry Pratchett