Comedy Quote by Dan Schneider

I think the networks used to try to program for kids and family.

— Dan Schneider

I'm very willing to defend creative things that I believe in.

— Dan Schneider

“I've said this before: a lot of people think they're artists because they feel things deeply. You know, we're in a culture now and…

— Dan Schneider

I'm never going to write fart jokes, because I feel like I have a responsibility to the audience to give them good stuff. I…

— Dan Schneider

I took a break to take care of a lot of stuff that I'd let go by the wayside for decades.

— Dan Schneider

I don't want to be an old man some day and look it up and see some episode of one of the shows I…

— Dan Schneider

I don't think of myself as a guy who writes for kids, I really don't. I try really hard to write a good, solid…

— Dan Schneider

We work hard to make a good show and it's exciting to be recognized by a third party.

— Dan Schneider

When I was on 'Head of the Class,' 25 million, 30 million people would watch that every night - now a big hit doesn't…

— Dan Schneider

Really, I'm just a big kid myself.

— Dan Schneider

As everyone who works for me knows, I almost never let the girls wear ponytails on my shows.

— Dan Schneider

Over the years, I've grown and matured as a producer and leader.

— Dan Schneider