Food Quote by Crapp

“I skimmed the pond scum with a spoon like broth in a soup bowl. Why does everything have to remind me of her?”

— Jarod Kintz

Many comedians consider themselves to be cutting edge. But why do we have to use the knife for the analogy. Let's use the spoon.…

— Brian Regan

“My favorite salad dressing is vodka. And my favorite ice cream flavor is coffee, though I prefer it melted and hot enough to burn…

— Jarod Kintz

It's still possible to savor the remarkable foods that millennia of human ingenuity have teased from milk. A sip of milk itself or a…

— Harold McGee

The elevator shaft was a kind of heat sink. Hot food was cold by the time it arrived. Cold food got colder. No one…

— Terry Pratchett

“The first curry recipes published in an American cookbook appeared nearly eighty years later in Mary Randolph’s The Virginia Housewife, the very same cookbook…

— Sarah Lohman

There were some problems only coffee and ice cream could fix.

— Amal El-Mohtar

“Sharp like a spoon, that one. Anyway,”

— Ethan Cross

The book is like the spoon, scissors, the hammer, the wheel. Once invented, it cannot be improved. You cannot make a spoon that is…

— Umberto Eco

There is no spoon. I am completely spoonless over here.

— Jim Butcher

“She laughed. “Oh, I like it. Don’t we, boys?” All three men made appreciative sounds. I had the feeling they’d have sat up and…

— Laurell K. Hamilton

“Only the spoon,” replied the don, “knows the pot’s sorrows.”

— Daniel Silva