Jokes Quote by Chrissy Teigen

“The thing about Donald [Trump] is the jokes write themselves. I don't even think of it to be trolling. What he says is the joke.”

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I'm very moody when it comes to food. Even before pregnancy I would just get very specific with things that I wanted.

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We also need to make sure women can be in charge of their reproductive health. We can't defund places like Planned Parenthood, where women can go for all kinds of healthcare services. While reproductive rights span much further than the pro-life/pro-choice debate, Donald Trump has actually said he wants to "punish" women for having abortions. And Mike Pence is quite…

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Interestingly enough, if you search Twitter, you'd see I have been saying this for 3-plus years now. I cannot believe we are now in…

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Volume in your hair is sexy, and it doesn't necessarily have to be that Brigitte Bardot kind of volume - it's just that nice…

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I drink a ton of water. And I never go to bed too full.

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We are human. Some days are harder than others. One day something will upset me more than it would have the day before.

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I had the opportunity to speak at a recent fundraiser [for Hillary Clinton] and felt extremely honored that she would allow someone as, well,…

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Ivanka Trump should probably run for office one day.

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I feel like part of me will die when John Goodman dies.

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My head aches every time Donald Trump successfully dodges a question with this reoccurring tactic. What's his worst offense? I don't know. How long…

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Some parents struggle to put food on the table. And plenty of women aren't getting the pay they deserve. While I don't expect the…

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Ron Teigen Sr. and Donald Trump Sr. both have matching political qualifications: zero.

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