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You Think Quotes by Steven Wright
- Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
- It seems like we wake up and it's a race until you get to bed. It gets to you after a while and you think,…
- You know how it is when you’re walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there’s one more step? I’m…
- Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their families came and took…
- You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment and nobody else shows up and you think maybe…
- If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
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- I would say try to tell stories that you care about as opposed to stories that you think will sell. — Alan Ball
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- I'm tenacious, I think - I know - and I do also have a quality where if you tell me I can't… — Ellen Barkin
- Do you think the people who were trying to reach to the Everest were not full of doubts? For a hundred years,… — Rajneesh
- I read a story about some old opera singer once, and when a guy asked her to marry him, she took him… — Janis Joplin
- In every situation you have ever been in, positive or negative, the one common thread is you. It is your responsibility, and… — Unkown