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You Know Quotes by Joan Rivers
- You know you're getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
- You know you're getting old when you buy a sexy sheer nightgown and don't know anyone who can see through it.
- You know it's time to start using mouthwash when your dentist leaves the room and sends in a canary.
- Every comedian is furious. Age makes me angry. I'm unhappy at not being able to open packages anymore. I'm angry that libraries have gone. I…
- You know why I feel older? I went to buy sexy underwear and they automatically gift wrapped it.
- You know you've reached middle age when you're cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police.
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