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- After you get a job and before you have to do it. Nothing beats that.
- You can measure distance by time. 'How far away is it?' 'Oh about 20 minutes.' But it doesn't work the other way. 'When do you…
- I am a very organized person. I get up at 6:15 a.m., the kids get up at 6:45 a.m., and so I get up and…
- You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
- The greatest thing about being a comedian is knowing other comedians. And you get to talk to them. Its the most fun.
- Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good reason, right? You know its not a good reason. And…
- The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever seen that little Swiss Army…
- I do not know why anyone would host an awards show. No matter how unbelievably well you do at it, the only thing that can…
- Cry when you get a Golden Globe. Then you can get an Oscar nomination.
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