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Years Quotes by Steven Wright
- I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
- Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.
- Honestly, I just go to restaurants to eat so I won't die. If there was a pill I could take in January and then I…
- I never even thought of myself as deadpan until someone wrote an article about me about a year after I was doing comedy. There was…
- I didn't tell any of my friends that I wanted to be a comedian, because I was superstitious. I thought if I told people, it…
- I've been doing comedy longer than I haven't been doing comedy, as I was performing for three years before I even got on 'The Tonight…
- When I was on TV in the '80s, I wasn't thinking, 'There's a 10-year-old kid watching this and in 15 years, he's gonna be doing…
- The other day I went to a tourist information booth and asked, 'Tell me about some of the people who were here last year.
- Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their families came and took…
- When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time…
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- Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or… — Richard Armour
- I myself spent nine years in an insane asylum and I never had the obsession of suicide, but I know that each… — Antonin Artaud
- Years ago someone wrote [about me]: 'She characterizes Molly Weasley as a mother who is only at home looking after the children.'… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
- Whoever travels without a guide, needs two hundred years for a two-day journey. — Rumi
- I wanted to get back to my style of 20 years ago after a long period of exploring horror and fantasy themes. — Dario Argento
- Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside… — Lance Armstrong
- I'm sure most of us remember being a kid and you have all of this endless time where two weeks before Christmas… — Andrea Arnold