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Worse Quotes by Jay Leno
- According to a new UN report, the global warming outlook is much worse than originally predicted. Which is pretty bad, when they originally predicted it…
- According to Time magazine, global warming is 33% worse than we thought. You know what that means? Al Gore is one-third more annoying than we…
- President Obama released his tax returns. It turns out he made $900,000 less in 2011 then he did in 2010. You know what that means?…
- President Obama gave a big speech on climate change. He believes global warming is getting worse because apparently he's sweating a lot more during his…
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- We keep putting on programmes about famine in Ethiopia; that's what's happening. Too many people there. They can't support themselves - and… — David Attenborough
- The worse my drawings were, the more beautiful did the originals appear. — John James Audubon
- Anything in any way beautiful derives its beauty from itself and asks nothing beyond itself. Praise is no part of it, for… — Marcus Aurelius
- For better or worse, zoos are how most people come to know big or exotic animals. Few will ever see wild penguins… — Diane Ackerman
- Things could be worse. You remember that, and you go on with your life. — Kevin Bacon
- As I was coming up on the stage, there was one source that could make or break you, the New York Times.… — Kevin Bacon
- Things alter for the worse spontaneously, if they be not altered for the better designedly. — Francis Bacon
- Judges must beware of hard constructions and strained inferences, for there is no worse torture than that of laws. — Francis Bacon
- The remedy is worse than the disease. — Francis Bacon
- Anticipating that most poetry will be worse than carrying heavy luggage through O'Hare Airport, the public, to its loss, reads very little… — Russell Baker