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The advantages of whiskey over dogs are legion. Whiskey does not need to be periodically wormed, it does not need to be fed, it never…

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I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
Indeed, moderation is my middle name (though I do not often use it in signing legal documents)
I don't know why I ever come in here. The flies get the best of everything.
Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more…
The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother.
Wouldn't it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than…
I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.
How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and…

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