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Woman Quotes by Phyllis Diller
- This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head.
- I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate.
- This woman goes into a gun shop and says, 'I want to buy a gun for my husband.' The clerk says, 'Did he tell you…
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