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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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The Persian Gulf crisis has forged a new world order in which the superpower adversaries of the Cold War now stand united…
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John Brown's zeal in the cause of freedom was infinitely superior to mine. Mine was as the taper light; his was as…
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So about 80 years after the Constitution is ratified, the slaves are freed. Not so you'd really notice it of course; just…
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It's the Government's job to print the money, deliver the mail and declare war. Now give me my cigarettes.
— Florence King
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A nice war is a war where everybody who is heroic is a hero, and everybody more or less is a hero…
— Gertrude Stein
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You're a disaster for us, Clary! You're a mundane, you'll always be one, you'll never be a Shadowhunter! You don't know how…
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It is war now, and armies need symbols.
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