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Wallets Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- It's hard to dance if you just lost your wallet. Whoa Where's my wallet But, hey this song is funky...
- I've got a wallet, it's orange. In case I wanna buy a deer. That doesn't make any sense at all.
More Wallets Quotes
- It seems to be a law in American life that whatever enriches us anywhere except in the wallet inevitably becomes uneconomic. — Russell Baker
- For me, the international expansion of eBay was the best idea. We are now in 35 countries, and have a huge global… — Meg Whitman
- We've lesser minds, but bigger wallets. Bigger houses, less wealth. More food less health, more friends less love. We've bigger schools, but… — Jeremy Limn
- The single most important thing is to make people happy. If you are making people happy, as a side effect, they will… — Derek Sivers
- Bert's wallet is like an onion. Any time he opens it, he starts crying. — Brendan Morrison
- The inside of my wallet is pasture(past your) green. — Drake
- I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept the kid's picture that came with… — Rodney Dangerfield
- I come from New York where, if you fall down, someone will pick you up by your wallet. — Al McGuire