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Using Quotes by Steven Wright
- Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.
- People may think I'm trying something new by telling stories, but they're just jokes connected to give the illusion of stories. But really, I just…
- I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, "Got any shoes you’re not…
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