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- I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own,…
- Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
- Soft rock music isn't rock, and it ain't music. It's just soft. Reminds me of something my third-grade teacher said to us. She said, "You…
- The owner of a Florida massage parlor has been arrested by police. "There weren't any serious violations," said the officers, "she just rubbed us the…
- When you're born in this world you're given a ticket to the Freak Show. And when you're born in America, you're given a front row…
- If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter.
- Military cemeteries around the world are packed with brainwashed dead soldiers who were convinced God was on their side. America prays for God to destroy…
- Did you ever stop to thnk about all the people we kill? They're always people who tell us to live together in harmony and try…
- This country was founded by a group of slave owners who told us that all men are created equal.
- How come when it's us, it's an abortion, and when it's a chicken, it's an omelet? Are we so much better than chickens all of…
- All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another
- This is a lttle prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray…
- How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette?
- Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us…
- Conservatives say if you don't give the rich more money, they will lose their incentive to invest. As for the poor, they tell us they've…
More Us Quotes
- Only crime and the criminal, it is true, confront us with the perplexity of radical evil; but only the hypocrite is really… — Hannah Arendt
- I keep my friends as misers do their treasure, because, of all the things granted us by wisdom, none is greater or… — Pietro Aretino
- Let us love winter, for it is the spring of genius. — Pietro Aretino
- The spirit of Ubuntu, that once led Haiti to emerge as the first independent black nation in 1804, helped Venezuela, Colombia and… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- For though we love both the truth and our friends, piety requires us to honor the truth first. — Aristotle
- It is just that we should be grateful, not only to those with whose views we may agree, but also to those… — Aristotle
- Excellence, then, is a state concerned with choice, lying in a mean, relative to us, this being determined by reason and in… — Aristotle
- The moral virtues, then, are produced in us neither by nature nor against nature. Nature, indeed, prepares in us the ground for… — Aristotle
- Our efforts are not aimed at isolating Israel or de-legitimizing it; rather we want to gain legitimacy for the cause of the… — Mahmoud Abbas
- We want the Israelis to leave. They want to leave - so let us let them leave. — Mahmoud Abbas
- Bad things are not the worst things that can happen to us. Nothing is the worst thing that can happen to us! — Richard Bach
- All religions are designed to teach us how to live, joyfully, serenely, and kindly, in the midst of suffering. — Karen Armstrong