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Ugly Quotes by Joan Rivers
- I was so ugly that my parents sent my picture to 'ripley's believe it or not' - they sent it back and said, "we don't…
- If you don't want gays in the military, make the uniforms ugly
- That baby is so ugly... I've never seen a six-month-old so desperately in need of a wax.
More Ugly Quotes
- Life is too short to spend hoping that the perfectly arched eyebrow or hottest new lip shade will mask an ugly heart. — Kevyn Aucoin
- Another thing that's pathetic is this rule that you have to look ugly to get respect as an actress. Jessica Lange had… — Kevyn Aucoin
- Fashion often starts off beautiful and becomes ugly, whereas art starts off ugly sometimes and becomes beautiful. — David Bailey
- The price one pays for pursuing any profession, or calling, is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side. — James A. Baldwin
- Nobody loves a woman because she is handsome or ugly, stupid or intelligent. We love because we love. — Honore de Balzac
- Everyone is like a butterfly, they start out ugly and awkward and then morph into beautiful graceful butterflies that everyone loves. — Drew Barrymore
- I consider it useless and tedious to represent what exists, because nothing that exists satisfies me. Nature is ugly, and I prefer… — Charles Baudelaire
- Politics is show business for ugly people. — Paul Begala
- So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face. — Yogi Berra
- Optimism - the doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly. — Ambrose Bierce
- With the help of a friend I got father into a wagon, when the crowd had gone. I held his head in… — Buffalo Bill
- Prudence is a rich, ugly, old maid courted by incapacity. — William Blake