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Turned Quotes by George Carlin
- But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no…
- The captain has just turned on the fasten-seat-belt-sign. He didn't mean to, but the joint he was smoking fell in his lap, and when he…
- It turned out I was pretty good in science. But again, because of the small budget, in science class we couldn't afford to do experiments…
More Turned Quotes
- Please don't make the mistake of thinking that 'Oryx and Crake' is anti-science. Science is a way of knowing, and a tool.… — Margaret Atwood
- It is fitting that yesteryear's swashbuckling newspaper reporter has turned into today's solemn young sobersides nursing a glass of watered white wine… — Russell Baker
- Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other… — James A. Baldwin
- I'm a girl from a good family who was very well brought up. One day I turned my back on it all… — Brigitte Bardot
- The attention of a traveller, should be particularly turned, in the first place, to the various works of Nature, to mark the… — William Bartram
- On close inspection, this device turned out to be a funereal juke box - the result of mixing Lloyd's of London with… — Cecil Beaton
- Bracketing has turned all my experiences, remembered and present, into a gallery of miracles where I wander around dazzled by the beauty… — Martha Beck
- After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity. — George Ade
- The Holocaust committed by the Nazis turned this country, where most of the European Jews used to live and where their culture… — Marek Belka
- Many a man in his hour of trial has turned to the Book of Mormon and been enlightened, enlivened, and comforted. The… — Ezra Taft Benson
- The principle of asceticism never was, nor ever can be, consistently pursued by any living creature. Let but one tenth part of… — Jeremy Bentham
- Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. — Corrie Ten Boom