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Toast Quotes by Steven Wright
- I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
- If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat…
- I went to a restaurant that serves reakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
More Toast Quotes
- We have not all had the good fortune to be ladies. We have not all been generals, or poets, or statesmen; but… — Mark Twain
- I would like to make a toast to lying, stealing, cheating and drinking. If you're going to lie, lie for a friend.… — Unknown Author
- Then he smiled, a real smile. Good because I want one last night with the normal you. I left the room so… — Jade
- To set but a low value upon toast is to expose one's deficiencies in right appreciation. — E. V. Lucas
- That includes not cutting down the rain forest, and stop polluting the ocean because once we kill the coral reefs and the… — Michael Berryman
- There's two or three kids out there trying to make good music, and the rest of them sound like it's been strained… — Merle Haggard
- I raise a glass, to make a toast wishing everything good for you, so happy birthday for today and health and happiness… — Susan Smith
- I was a great believer in hot buttered toast at all hours of the day. — Frank O'Connor