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Tired Quotes by Steven Wright
- The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.
- I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot.
- Is 'tired old cliché' one?
- I’m so tired... I was up all night trying to round off infinity.
More Tired Quotes
- Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not. — Richard Armour
- To kill a relative of whom you are tired is something. But to inherit his property afterwards, that is genuine pleasure. — Honore de Balzac
- I dare not drink before a gig because I'll get tired and blow it. So I have to sit drinking tea in… — John Bonham
- If one could run without getting tired I don't think one would often want to do anything else. — C.S. Lewis
- There is only one ingredient for innovation and that is the power of the human mind. As long as a company is… — N. R. Narayana Murthy
- You once tell me that I was your crying baby, and I smile because its SWEET. Now you tell me you are… — NO VOICE
- A platitude is simply a truth repeated till people get tired of hearing it. — Stanley Baldwin
- I love conducting. What I'm tired of is music administration. I don't want that. I just want to make music. — Daniel Barenboim