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Tip Quotes by Jack Handey
- Too bad you can't just grab a tree by the very tip-top and bend it clear over the ground and then let her fly, because…
- For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip: Why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness.
- Here's a good tip for when you go to the beach: A sand dollar may look like a nice cracker that someone left, but trust…
More Tip Quotes
- We are cups, constantly and quietly being filled. The trick is, knowing how to tip ourselves over and let the beautiful stuff… — Ray Bradbury
- It's a great beauty tip, if you ever want to look five years younger, to shave off your eyebrows. It's amazing what… — Malin Akerman
- The dropout crisis is just the tip of an iceberg. What it doesn't count are all the kids who are in school… — Ken Robinson
- Hair style is the final tip-off whether or not a woman really knows herself. — Hubert de Givenchy
- I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass of milk.… — Mitch Hedberg
- I don't like live television, the only tip I have is just pray. — Lana Del Rey
- The essence of a sculpture must enter on tip-toe, as light as animal footprints on snow. — Hans Arp
- When it comes to your life's work, you can't take yourself too seriously. Even Jesus had an occasional joke with the boys,… — Deacon Jones