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Thinks Quotes by Steven Wright
- I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
- I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot.
- I'm standing behind a wall of jokes. You don't know about my personal life, my girlfriends, or what I do when I'm not on the…
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