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Think Quotes by Dave Barry
- Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! Plus, you can…
- You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging…
- Sometimes you panic and find yourself emitting remarks so profoundly inane that you would be embarrassed to say them to your dog. Your dog would…
- But that's kind of an easy stance to be if you're a humor columnist, because you're tending to make fun of the government and the…
- People don't think of writers as sex objects. The women who write to me and suggest that we ought to have sex usually turn out…
- Your federal government needs your money so that it can perform vital services for you that you would not think up yourself in a million…
- Puns are little "plays on words" that a certain breed of person loves to spring on you and then look at you in a certain…
- The Japanese tend to communicate via nuance and euphemism, often leaving important things unsaid; whereas Americans tend to think they're being subtle when they refrain…
- Famous designers think nothing of putting their names on your clothing, but would have the servants set the dogs on you if you ever tried…
- I'm not saying that women don't think about sex also. I'm saying that women are capable, for at least brief periods of time, of not…
- You men out there probably think you already know how to dress for success. You know, for example, that you should not wear leisure suits…
- I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if people in all 50 states…
- Directors are always changing things at the last minute. Actors will do a scene, and the director will say, ‘Okay, that was perfect, but this…
- Think, for a moment, of the countless happy childhood hours you spent with this amazing device: Drawing perfect horizontals, drawing perfect verticals, drawing really spastic…
- He could even think about how fast he was thinking about things.
More Think Quotes
- I don't think about my previous success. I'm happy that the work I've done has been very successful. — Aaliyah
- Under conditions of tyranny it is far easier to act than to think. — Hannah Arendt
- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento
- I do think the heart can balance out the mind, if your heart is in a good place it can give you… — Alexis Arguello
- You can never guess or assume what anyone is going to think. — J. J. Abrams
- As we all know, many people remain buried under tons of rubble and debris, waiting to be rescued. When we think of… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- I don't think I have a signature. — J. J. Abrams
- I love working with the right actor, and if the right actor happens to be unknown, that should be allowed, too, I… — J. J. Abrams