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Things Quotes by Steven Wright
- I laugh all the time - at things, people, stuff, whatever. But, I don't laugh onstage because then it's serious business.
- I like George Carlin's jokes. I like his humor. He's one of my heroes, and I like what he did with talking about everyday things.
- I don't go off and sit down and try to write material, because then it's contrived and forced. I just live my life, and I…
- I've been thinking of humorous things since I was... I can't remember when. All the way through elementary school, all the way through junior high,…
- The things I talk about and explain couldn't happen - yet, they don't seem impossible - you could say I talk about the world in…
- When I was a kid, I never did funny things to get attention. I was never a funny person. I was never, like, 'Oh, wow.…
- You know those things that you throw the twigs into and it spits them out? That's what I do. The branches are like life, and…
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