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Tell You Quotes by George Carlin
- They'll get it all from you sooner or later 'cause they own this f**kin' place. It's a big club and you ain't in it. You…
- One of the first things they teach you in Driver's Ed is where to put your hands on the steering wheel. They tell you put…
- I often warn people: "Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, 'There is no "I" in team.' What you should tell them…
- I'm happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
- I don't have to tell you it goes without saying there are some things better left unsaid. I think that speaks for itself. The less…
- I, myself, have killed six people. All random, all undetected, no way to trace them to me. And, let me tell you, there's nothin' like…
- I am a personal optimist but a skeptic about all else. What may sound to some like anger is really nothing more than sympathetic contempt.…
- I'll tell you a little secret about the Blues: it's not enough to know which notes to play, you have to know why they need…
- The things they don't tell you in schools these days, geez. Have a look at your owners. The politicians are put there to give you…
- Government want to tell you things you can't say because they're against the law, or you can't say this because it's against a regulation, or…
More Tell You Quotes
- What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them,… — Dave Attell
- I'd like to see the giant squid. Nobody has ever seen one. I could tell you people who have spent thousands and… — David Attenborough
- I hate to tell you this, but you will never actually go to a galaxy far, far away and encounter Darth Vader.… — Margaret Atwood
- Show me your garden and I shall tell you what you are. — Alfred Austin
- I mean, MTV or the mainstream media can tell you one thing, but when there are 40,000 people in front of you,… — Sebastian Bach
- Let me tell you what the Tea Party stands for. It stands for the fact that we are taxed enough already. — Michele Bachmann
- Solitude is fine, but you need someone to tell you that solitude is fine. — Honore de Balzac
- They allow us to disrespect our Black woman. A lot of these things would be considered criminal if it were to be… — Afrika Bambaataa
- I can tell you that I'd rather be kissed by my dogs than by some people I've known. — Bob Barker
- I never would say a player stinks. Ever. I'll tell you their team stinks, and first of all, they know their team… — Charles Barkley
- I tell you the solemn truth, that the doctrine of the Trinity is not so difficult to accept for a working proposition… — Henry Adams
- Anyone with a show on T.V. will tell you it's backbreaking work. And if you have a big personality, which I have,… — Roseanne Barr