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Tell Quotes by Steven Wright
- If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
- I didn't tell any of my friends that I wanted to be a comedian, because I was superstitious. I thought if I told people, it…
- When I have a kid, I want to buy one of those strollers for twins. Then put the kid in and run around, looking frantic.…
- The other day I went to a tourist information booth and asked, 'Tell me about some of the people who were here last year.
- How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?
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