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Stuff Quotes by Steven Wright
- Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.
- I laugh all the time - at things, people, stuff, whatever. But, I don't laugh onstage because then it's serious business.
- I don't feel that I'm explaining the world or teaching people anything. And I'm not trying to be a mirror, showing them what's really going…
- Comedians are sociologists. We're pointing out stuff that the general public doesn't even stop to think about, looking at life in slow-motion and questioning everything…
- It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The bad…
- When I was on TV in the '80s, I wasn't thinking, 'There's a 10-year-old kid watching this and in 15 years, he's gonna be doing…
- When I was a fetus, I used to sneak out at night when my mother was sleeping. I figured I should start stealing stuff while…
- I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates".
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- What I respect in people more than anything is work ethic. And Justin Timberlake's got that. He works his tail off, and… — Amy Adams
- I'm super serious about that stuff. I mean, it's rare that I sit down at a drum set when I'm not touring,… — Travis Barker
- A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to… — Roseanne Barr
- I remember being on film sets when I was younger, and only men got to do the cool action movies. So I… — Drew Barrymore
- I allow a lot of room for improvisation and funny stuff. I always feel planned. — Michael Bay
- I hate to look at the stuff I've written and consider what it means or why I do it. — J. J. Abrams
- I can't relax. I'm not happy unless I'm working on stuff. 'SNL' is always a huge workload, as enjoyable as it is. — Fred Armisen