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• I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
• I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
• I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm…
• I live on a one-way street that's also a dead end. I'm not sure how I got there.
• Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.'
• In a lot of ways, success is much harder than I thought it would be. I figured that you'd get here and…
• My favorite book is anything by Kurt Vonnegut - he's my literary hero. I got to meet him several times, which was…
• When I was a fetus, I used to sneak out at night when my mother was sleeping. I figured I should start…

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