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- Words have to be crafted, not sprayed. They need to be fitted together with infinite care. — Norman Cousins
- Out of the silver heat mirage he ran. The sky burned, and under him the paving was a black mirror reflecting sun-fire.… — James Tabor
- Too bad there's not such a thing as a GOLDEN skunk, because you'd probably be PROUD to be sprayed by one. — Jack Handey
- Being pulled that long and that hard for a 12-hour day gave me migraines. It's what they used to do before there… — Rob Lowe
- Throughout most of my life, I raised tobacco. I want you to know that my own hands, all of my life, I… — Al Gore
- If manufacturers are so sure there is nothing wrong with genetically modified foods, pesticides and cloned meats, they should have no problems… — Adam Gollner
- My hair and I had a really bad argument. She was being sprayed with alcohol and burnt with irons. She was being… — Chrisette Michele
- Bolivia's majority Indian population was always excluded, politically oppressed and culturally alienated. Our national wealth, our raw materials, was plundered. Indios were… — Evo Morales