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Mitch Hedberg has 172 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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I saw a product on late night tv. It said, you can water your hard-to-reach plants with this product. Who the fuck…
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Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an…
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I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at…
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I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass of milk.…
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At my hotel room, my friend came over and asked to use the phone. I said Certainly. He said Do I need…
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I have an underwater camera just in case I crash my car into a river, and at the last minute I see…
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Sometimes I wake up and I think I should start wearing a beret, but I don't do it. One day I'm gonna,…
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Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.
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By one delay after another they spin out their whole lives, till there's no more future left for them.
— Roger L'Estrange
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When "news stories" are broken, do we not expect a certain amount of fact-checking or source-checking? One has to ask if this…
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We have been so long in a downward spin, the angels are calling us up. We are meant to fly and with…
— Marianne Williamson
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In fact, as a spin bowler, you have to work on the batsman over after over.
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The Earth never ceases to spin. All life is dancing : The trees, the wind, the sea. Keep dancing for the rest…
— Daisaku Ikeda
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A story needs rhythm. Read it aloud to yourself. If it doesn't spin a bit of magic, it's missing something.
— Esther Freud
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I really don't have a lot of interest in national politics, and it's because I'm a skeptic. I think you can accomplish…
— Ron Conway
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Some people get very confused about my game. They think it's better if the court is slow, because I have a good…
— Rafael Nadal
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