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Speed Quotes by Steven Wright
- If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?
- I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.
- I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark.
- OK, so what's the speed of dark?
More Speed Quotes
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- To the guests that must go, bid God's speed and brush away all traces of their steps. — Rabindranath Tagore
- I am not a speed reader. I am a speed understander. — Isaac Asimov
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